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    Something funny to cheer up Flea...from Sparky

    Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves about humans
    1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!!
    2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons... now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
    WhooooHoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
    7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet!
    9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???... Haven't you noticed the fur?
    10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

    Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!! You Don't See Me Picking Up Your Poop Do You?






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    Hysterical...thank you for the laugh!!!

    Here's why I started the laughing last night with this visual...
    http://www.skateboardingbulldog.com
    Me ~ 41 DH ~ 38
    English Bulldog ~ Sparky ~ 11
    IVF/ICSI Born 08/05 Delaney AKA Laney Girl
    AHM's ~ Love you! Mean it!!


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    that is hilarious!! I have seen that somewhere before...that would make me start cracking up too picturing Digby on a skateboard...LOL!

    I am glad you are smiling...stay very positive!

    The only thing I hate is that when it happened to me it gave me a reason to start counting the days until we deliver...I don't want to have a "scared" pregnancy...just a great one!!





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    just barging in, hope you dont mind, but that dog thing erin is so funny, i can just imagine my dogs thinking that, we do the exact same things to them. haha
    Linda


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    Having a dog, I can totally imagine this....Sooooooo funny.....!!!!

    Aleks
    me-Aleks (33), dh (35)

    3 x (tx with immune issues) 2 beautiful girls on baby aspirin and Fragmin injections:
    #1 Adriana b. July/02
    #2 Anika b. Aug/05 aka "Cookie"
    Forever AHM... LYMI!


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    Lindey, you are never barging!! We are all one big happy family...this post is first to cheer up flea flea but secondly for all dog owners! It's so funny!!





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    lol....i LOVE that list! how funny! i can see those thoughts going thru mulligan's mind!
    hilarious!! thanks for the laugh!
    Sarah (32) & Bobby (32)
    Cami ~ 6yrs old
    Adam ~ 4yrs old


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