Funny & weird things about pregnancy

[fetch]

1. I have a hard time fitting in to public washroom stalls.
My stomach is always scrapping the door when I try to close it behind me.

2. Whenever I wash my face at night or in the morning, I ALWAYS walk away with a huge sopping wet spot on my shirt -- right in the middle of my stomach.


your turn...

[B]

1. My belly looks like a roadmap.
My DS asked me what all the green lines were on my tummy the other night!

2. I waddle.
That's all I can say about it. I legitimately waddle.

[Minxy3]

1. Whenever I try to suck my belly in to let someone pass, nothing happens.

2. Booths become out of the question at restaurants.

3. My belly is a 2nd table, especially for greasy foods.

4. My daughter (who's 2) thinks that her tiny little sticky-outie belly is housing her baby sister, but doesn't see anything wrong with my huge sticky-outie belly.

[J&FM2005]

***barge from August***

My hairy belly - for some reason, my tummy is covered with lots of fine hair. OB says from "those good progestrone levels!"

I am starting to feel like a sasquatch (sp?)

[B]

I had another one this morning! I can't sit close enough to the table when eating w/out bonking my belly!!

[BC-Ashlee5455]

J&FM... I know what you mean about the hairy stomach! I am very self conscious about it, but when I've shown people, because my hair is blonde--they could barely tell.

Weird thing lately for me--- even sitting on the toilet for a short period of time is becoming uncomfortable! my legs go to sleep at a record-setting time

[fetch]

I have to shave around my belly button! ahhhhhh.