I thought I'd make a list of ways to get pg that we came up with in chat one night. I have way more than 10, so I will be posting a new list every so often until I run out of ideas. If you have any suggestions, post them here and I will include them in future threads.
Like someone said, "These suggestions probably work better than IF treatments and are a lot cheaper! LOL
Here goes - ALA David Letterman -
The Top 10 Ways to Guarantee You'll Get Pg:
10 - Adopt a dog that hates kids.
9 - Plan a second honeymoon, with drinking and gambling (like a cruise)...a week before you go you'll find out you are pg.
8 - Buy a very skimpy 2 piece bathing suit (courtesy of my dh, of course).
7 - Become violently ill at the site/smell of bodily fluids, etc
6 - Install white tile or carpet throughout your house (better choice terra cotta – the color of poop).
5 - Plan a sex change.
4 - Have an affair. Then you won't know who the baby belongs to, or who to blame it on.
3 - Join a nudist colony.
2 - Adopt a few orphans from (fill in the blank) country.
And the #1 Way to Guarantee You'll get Pg:
GET A TUMMY TUCK or (.)(.) JOB!
Girl you are too funny! Thanks for the laughs!
Alas, no preggo. Oh well!
