> A North Carolina redneck passed
> away and left his entire estate in
> trust for his beloved widow.
> However, she can't touch it
> until she turns 14.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Folks in Georgia now go to
> some movies in groups of
> 18 or more. They were
> told 17 and under are not
> admitted.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> The minimum drinking age in
> Tennessee has been raised to
> 32. It seems they want to keep
> alcohol out of the high schools.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw"
> are called documentaries.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> How can you tell if a West Virginia
> redneck is married? There's dried
> tobacco spit on both sides of his
> pickup truck.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery.
>
> The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Recently, the Governor's Mansion
> in Little Rock burned down. In fact,
> it took out the whole trailer park.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> The best thing to ever come out
> of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> (And my very favorite.........)
> An Alabama State Trooper stopped a
> pickup truck. He asked the driver,
> "Got any ID?" The driver said,
> "Bout what?
6 years old 
