> > > A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
> > > Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit
> > > the store ONLY ONCE !
> > >
> > > There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
> > > however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
> > >
> > > floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
> > > find a husband . .
> > >
> > >
> > > On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
> > >
> > >
> > > Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
> > >
> > >
> > > The second floor sign reads:
> > >
> > > Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
> > >
> > >
> > > The third floor sign reads:
> > >
> > > Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
> > >
> > >
> > > "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
> > >
> > >
> > > She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
> > >
> > > Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
> > > housework.
> > >
> > >
> > > "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
> > > Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
> > >
> > > Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
> > > housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
> > >
> > >
> > > She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
> > >
> > > Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
> > > There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
> > >
> > >
> > > Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice
> > > day!
> > >
> > > Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!
