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    Don't mess with Old Men!

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening
    > with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he was
    > looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
    >
    > The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000
    >ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you
    >understand, I want something very special."
    >
    > At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and
    >brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000,"
    >the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body
    >trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
    >
    > The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man
    >stated, by check. "I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll
    >write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and
    >I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
    >
    > Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
    >"There's no money in that account."
    >
    > "I know that," said the old man, "but can you just imagine
    >the weekend I've had?"
    >
    > Don't mess with Old Men!

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    excellent! now I have to send it along to my 'old man'. dad just loves the treasures I find on ft!
    bio kids: abi 20 anders 19 aaron 16! wow, 2 in college!
    9/4/03 home with annie from guat now 8 (home at 8mo)
    12/14/07 fc adoption kendell now 6 (in arms at 4 mo)
    8/4/10 fc adoption christopher now 3!(in arms 9wks)
    12/22/10 fc adoption collin now 3 also (in arms 5.5 mo...K's bro)
    2 chromosomal mc's in 2008
    12/07 wife to my high school sweetheart FINALLY after 25 yrs!


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