I received this from a Republican friend of mine so I figured out if its funny enough for him I can safely share it here... :-)



Donald Rumsfeld is briefing President Bush: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers
were killed."

"Oh no!" exclaims the president, "that's terrible!"

His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as
Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, he looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"