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    How to punish your husband



    Vini was snoring up a storm the other night. He usually doesn't but it is allergy season; anyway I could not sleep. So I woke him up, told him "You are snoring and keeping me awake. You are very bad because I need my sleep. So you need to be punished. I am going to wake you up and force you to make love to me to pay for keeping me awake all night."

    But it didn't work. He LIKED his punishment way too much! Any other ideas?
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    I have not heard of a dh complaining about that LOL! I usually just nudge Matthew's shoulder to get him to roll over LOL!

    Has he tried breathe right strips?


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    I fear I'd want to KEEP the allergens around for a while.......I think I'd like the punishment way too much!!!


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    You could handcuff him to the bed.


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    See, I have just read about so many women who get so mad when their husband wakes them up from a sound sleep because he wants sex so, I thought maybe I should try it. But I guess it doesn't work in reverse.
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    Well if you want to make him mad, wake him up and tell him what his "honey-do" list is LOL!


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    NL, I read this post to my DH. He said that your DH could start fake snoring everynight to be punished more LOL!


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    Maybe I need to try that with DH Cute story!

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    Darn it..WHY doesn't DH snore?? I would love to "punish" him that way..
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    Quote Originally Posted by robine
    Darn it..WHY doesn't DH snore?? I would love to "punish" him that way..

    You could always just say that he does

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