Success and Stages of Life

**BC-Cheri** · 01-09-2006, 11:58 AM

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . having friends.
At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants.

PrincessBride · 01-09-2006, 12:38 PM

Thanks for the great laugh!!! Have to share these with dh!!

**BC-momla** · 01-09-2006, 12:45 PM

LMAO! That is SO true!

JodieB · 01-09-2006, 01:10 PM

That is the best!

01-09-2006, 11:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
BC-Cheri 10000-15000 post ace of hearts Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,951 Blog Entries: 36	Success and Stages of Life THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . having friends. At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 35 success is . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . having friends. At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants. __________________ Cheri & Johnny, 8 years old- IVF miracle Breast Cancer Survivor since 2/4/05- 4 years!!

01-09-2006, 12:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
PrincessBride 10000-15000 post ace of hearts Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 11,390 Blog Entries: 11	Thanks for the great laugh!!! Have to share these with dh!! __________________ ~PBH~ Mommy to a Grasshopper, Fairy and a Butterfly Angelita Marie held in Grandma's arms until I come home & Precious Brother resting with them in the presence of Jesus

01-09-2006, 12:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
BC-momla 5000-9999 post king of hearts Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,097	LMAO! That is SO true! __________________ Momla Mommy to Jake (7) & Lydia (4) Dh, Craig Our Blog about Loving and Raising our Sweet Babies "My mother was the making of me. She was so true, so sure of me; and I felt I had something to live for, someone I must not disappoint." ~Thomas Edison

01-09-2006, 01:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
JodieB 1000-4999 post queen of hearts Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 1,082	That is the best! __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JodiebMommy to Ryland age 8 06/28/98 Jenna age 7 07/18/99 Joshua age 6 11/22/00

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