This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
> DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> SAFER: What did I do wrong?
> SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
> SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but
chocolate sings.
A lesson ... My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here have some chocolate.
