Top 10 Ways to Guarantee You'll Get Pg (funny)

**BC-SgtMom** · 06-26-2005, 03:03 PM

I thought I'd make a list of ways to get pg that we came up with in chat one night. I have way more than 10, so I will be posting a new list every so often until I run out of ideas. If you have any suggestions, post them here and I will include them in future threads.

Like someone said, "These suggestions probably work better than IF treatments and are a lot cheaper! LOL

Here goes - ALA David Letterman -

The Top 10 Ways to Guarantee You'll Get Pg:

10 - Adopt a dog that hates kids.

9 - Plan a second honeymoon, with drinking and gambling (like a cruise)...a week before you go you'll find out you are pg.

8 - Buy a very skimpy 2 piece bathing suit (courtesy of my dh, of course).

7 - Become violently ill at the site/smell of bodily fluids, etc

6 - Install white tile or carpet throughout your house (better choice terra cotta – the color of poop).

5 - Plan a sex change.

4 - Have an affair. Then you won't know who the baby belongs to, or who to blame it on.

3 - Join a nudist colony.

2 - Adopt a few orphans from (fill in the blank) country.

And the #1 Way to Guarantee You'll get Pg:

GET A TUMMY TUCK or (.)(.) JOB!

das1972 · 06-26-2005, 03:35 PM

That was funny. Thanks for the laugh!
Dee

jpoo · 06-26-2005, 03:43 PM

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

wish2beamom · 06-26-2005, 09:44 PM

too funny! Definitely have to try that second honeymoon option!

06-26-2005, 03:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
BC-SgtMom Life's Journey, Colic and Education Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: NCal Posts: 15,708 Blog Entries: 6	Top 10 Ways to Guarantee You'll Get Pg (funny) I thought I'd make a list of ways to get pg that we came up with in chat one night. I have way more than 10, so I will be posting a new list every so often until I run out of ideas. If you have any suggestions, post them here and I will include them in future threads. Like someone said, "These suggestions probably work better than IF treatments and are a lot cheaper! LOL Here goes - ALA David Letterman - The Top 10 Ways to Guarantee You'll Get Pg: 10 - Adopt a dog that hates kids. 9 - Plan a second honeymoon, with drinking and gambling (like a cruise)...a week before you go you'll find out you are pg. 8 - Buy a very skimpy 2 piece bathing suit (courtesy of my dh, of course). 7 - Become violently ill at the site/smell of bodily fluids, etc 6 - Install white tile or carpet throughout your house (better choice terra cotta – the color of poop). 5 - Plan a sex change. 4 - Have an affair. Then you won't know who the baby belongs to, or who to blame it on. 3 - Join a nudist colony. 2 - Adopt a few orphans from (fill in the blank) country. And the #1 Way to Guarantee You'll get Pg: GET A TUMMY TUCK or (.)(.) JOB!

06-26-2005, 03:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
jpoo 1000-4999 post queen of hearts Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,202	heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! __________________ Jenny Me 41, DH 39 - ttc 4.5+ yrs way way way too many medicated cycles to count clomid #3 out of 7, BFP - , IUI #3 of 3, BFP - IVF#2, BFP - DS , IVF #3, chemical FET #1 - , Keira Katherine, b. 04/13/2009 "You have to eat the roof before you can eat the door." cnn article quote

06-26-2005, 09:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
wish2beamom 300-399 post 5 of hearts Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 353	too funny! Definitely have to try that second honeymoon option! __________________ Me 26 DH 30 TTC#1 4+years Our miracle born 4-22-2007 Dominick Lewis 6lbs 6.5oz 20.5in long TTC#2 17months Our second miracle born 6-06-2009 Vincent Leo 6lbs 12oz 20in long

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06-26-2005, 03:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
das1972 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Illinois Posts: 216	That was funny. Thanks for the laugh! Dee